Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(Reblogged from jayjsupremacy)

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

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sashaforthewin:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

This would be ideal for cosplay. I could look exactly the part, but people would still know it was me and wouldn’t be weirded out when I came up and said hi!

(Source: homestackers)

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therealbuckinghamalice:

justice-league-watchtower:

That awkward moment when you can’t tell whether he’s being serious or not.

His sense of humor comes out at the oddest times, bless his heart.

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

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nintendochu:

One of the best video game deaths I’ve laughed my guts out at

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professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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(Reblogged from toni-starkening)

devpatels:

What will I do? What will I do? What are you talking about?! You are Elastigirl! My god. Pull yourself together! “What will you do?” Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

(Reblogged from funnyfoxin)
ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

(Source: 4gifs)

(Reblogged from funnyfoxin)

theshauneed:

canadianslut:

Demi Lovato deconstructs the patriarchal society in one sentence.

#DOES THIS GUY #KNOW WHO THE FUCK #HE IS TALKING #TOO

(Source: fifthharmony)

(Reblogged from funnyfoxin)

delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

(Reblogged from funnyfoxin)

archwrites:

commandersass:

Superpowers?

Nah, humans are more like

*jump*

*pew*

AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People

(Reblogged from billiondollarsuperhero)
brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

(Reblogged from jayjsupremacy)

jyusiu:

I’m with you till the end of the line.

(Reblogged from lifesmarvels)